think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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