Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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