i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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