he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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