and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
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