This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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