I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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