Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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