he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
ugly people sure do ruin things
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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