Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
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