Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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