we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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