I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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