Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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