The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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