arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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