I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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