he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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