On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
