OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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