OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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