i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I'm always down for nudity.
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