Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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