Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
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