I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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