I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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