I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
Randomize
