Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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