her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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