we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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