between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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