I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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