4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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