hotel room ftw
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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