Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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