I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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