I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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