she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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