Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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