Everything about him screamed your future.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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