Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
But seriously, I love having sex with you and simultaneously know I never wanna date you.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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