I bet he comes in French.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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