I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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