gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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