If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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