just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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