I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Randomize
