I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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