i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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