We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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