Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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