This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
Randomize
