? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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