I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
There was a lot of him and a little penis
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So unofficially, he told me he deleted tinder because of me. I think that's a pretty romantic gesture in 2018.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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