I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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