i don't like sucking hair
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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