so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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